Dear Lily

Remember that time
you touched my hait in fifth year?
I haven't washed it since.

Sincerely, Snape
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Dear Snow White

You took an apple from a stranger that made you fall asleep
Woke up to a man on top of you and kissing you
Then proceeded to call him Prince Charming?

Sincerely, I don't call that charming - I call that rape
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Dear unicorns

Mine's bigger. 
Sincerely, narwhals
2011-05-31 @ 00:07:46 Permalink Dear blank, please blank Kommentarer (0) Trackbacks ()

Dear man in the white van

Okay, now where's my candy?
Sincerely, little kid
2010-12-16 @ 15:35:33 Permalink Dear blank, please blank Kommentarer (0) Trackbacks ()

Dear drunken people

Please don't push my buttons, you'll regret it tomorrow.
Sincerely, your cell phone.
2010-12-04 @ 18:55:00 Permalink Dear blank, please blank Kommentarer (0) Trackbacks ()

Dear tooth fairy

Thank you for teaching me that it's ok to sell by body for money.
Sincerely, little girls.
2010-12-03 @ 15:23:00 Permalink Dear blank, please blank Kommentarer (0) Trackbacks ()

Dear Scar

What was your name before you got your scar?
Sincerely, Simba
2010-12-02 @ 17:38:00 Permalink Dear blank, please blank Kommentarer (0) Trackbacks ()

Dear boys of the world

You had your chance. Now they're all ours.
Sincerily, Ben & Jerry
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Dear Voldemort

A couple of lies would take care of that.
Sincerily, Pinocchio
2010-11-26 @ 13:17:00 Permalink Dear blank, please blank Kommentarer (1) Trackbacks ()

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